Shmag

Noun)Any condiment placed on food

ADJ) Anything on ones self that does not belong there and/or causes a mess or stain

(N)Shmag) Are you going to put any shmag on your hot dog

(ADJ)Shmag) Dude you have some shmag on your shirt

Blunky

To become or to be intoxicated

After drinking all the shots im BLUNKY

Cake

when you want/have nothing

Q: did you win on that lotto ticket
A: no, cake

Notch

1)a way to say no
2)a way to denote displeasure

Q: do you want aother slise of pizza
A: Notch