peter north

fucking grade A sex wee MACHINE

Taking it to the limits : Hooked on crack 7

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phool

A Phool is a super stupid person. Alot worse than a fool beware of the phools they shall ruin us! (stress and hold the ooo in the middle for extra stupidness)

Beck "Do sheeps go ribbet?" Niall "Omg man NO YOU PHOOL!"

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shit one

Said when something bad happens, sometimes in a derisive manner.

Ed: I got caught with porn by my mom.
Bob: Shit one.

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crack one off

v. To fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.

Some dude on the train cracked one off as I passed him by.

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hale

a word from the early 17th century period which refers to a ragamuffin with no morales who copulates excessively with his right hand.

if you keep on wanking people will start to call you a hale

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Stocious

To be incredibly drunk.

She was stociously drunk, confused and lost.

15 pints of guinness - I was absolutely stocious.

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happy hat

A condom

Ed: I was gonna bone this bitch
Bob: Why not?
Ed: Had no happy hats
Bob: Shit one

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