Sloppy Agape

When two Christians get into a very fast, love bombing dumpster fire of a relationship... which inevitably leads to them getting engaged in a short period of time.

Based on the very biblically utilized Greek word agapē, usually representing the highest form of love.

"Wow, Alayna and Emmett are in a relationship :)"

"Yeahhhh.. but it's been pretty sloppy agape so far, I don't know how it's gonna go."

Midnight Shuffle

When two consensual adults tuck in their chub, hop in a tub, and sit knee to knee.

"You guys here to play a little Midnight Shuffle?"-George a.k.a Bathtub Guy

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