cracka, cheese

The white man's nigga, please.

Matt: What's your hourly wage?
Nathan: Cracka, cheese! I'm salaried with benefits.

Technical Tony

That guy who begins his sentences with "Actually..." and corrects you to stroke his own ego.

Technical Tori is a female who does much the same.

Morgan: "What time is it?"
Paul: "It's 11:30."
Daniel: "Actually, it's 11:29!"
Morgan: "Dude, Daniel, don't be such a Technical Tony."

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sexit and exit

n. A one-night stand.

Taylor: "Dude, what happened with Maureen last night?"
Freddy: "Ah, nothing bro. Just a sexit and exit."

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