Hammich

The ham sandwich that Craig David dared to sing about

Took her for a hammich on Monday..

Peef

When you aren't sure if you want Pork or Beef.

Chantelle wasn't sure what she wanted, so she asked for Peef.

woeta

The maximum limit for a person to reasonably be allowed to experience woe in a day. A quota for daily sadness.

Chantelle, you've vastly surpassed your woeta for the day