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Ham + Sandwich = Hammich
NOT an STD.
Girl #1: Hey, I gots a tasty hammich!
Guy #2: That sounds like an STD.
Girl#1: WELL IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!! *twitch* *twitch* *foams at mouth*
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an STD caused by a small person with a ham sandwich. usually attracts weasels in large numbers that will probably gnaw your face off.
small person:(puts ham sandwich in most amazing person's hood)
most amazing person: OH NO!!! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE?!?!?!??!!
(weasels come and maul the most amazing person all because the small person didnt think that hammich was an STD
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Silly little person on a love quest
Did you see Hammiches' new post about her having no partners? They're pretty cool ngl, hell if he was my friend that would be cool I think
Silly little dude on a love quest
Did you hear about Hammiches' new post about looking for a partner? It was pretty funny.
Some person on tiktok that stole my name
he plays tf2, state of decay and project zomboid
he really likes tally hall
“Yo have you ever heard of Hammiches?”
“No”
The ham sandwich that Craig David dared to sing about
Took her for a hammich on Monday..
dude 1:"do you follow hammichesisback on tiktok?"
dude 2:"who?"
dude 1 continues to stab dude 2 then rip out his tounge
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