petafifeous

Einstein energy but with better hair. And a better tongue.
Sis has her life together minus the occasion mental breakdown scheduled for noon everyday.

She drinks matcha and tea to be cool, and is only attracted to people on paper. #wattpadaddiction #morallygreyfantasyvillian #fictionalmenarehot

I want to be more petafifeous
You're so boring, you should be more petafifeous!
It's giving petafifeous humor, you wouldn't understand.

spinderfink

queen energy
When someone has gaslight gatekeep girlboss energy
Like Cal from Euphoria season 2 episode 8 . Be like him

Plus Maddy Perez from Euphoria at all times

She's giving spinderfink

omg I wish I was as spindefink as her

She ain't very spinderfinky today

Bring out your spinderfink

calism

i am who i am #confidence #sharpeyeliner #gaslightgatekeepgirlboss

you are who you are?? you probably have calism

eitfultowitismistic

when you see a realy hot guy in the hall that you will never talk to or see again and make awkward eye contact cause you were staring too long cuz he is scrumtious and you zone out thinking about your future babies and house and wedding togetther anda then your intrusive thoughts give you NASty images and you feel really weird for thinking..... wedding night activites about a once eyecontact moment and then he has the AUDACITY to look in the general direction of another girl other than me. why do men have eyes all they use them for is to cheat anyway. if he has eyes, hands, hair, legs (other than when he is buying you things), a mouth or anything else he is a walking red flag. WHAT DOES HE NEED tHEM FOR . we would say brain but our theory that the male speices is born with a lack there of, we refraine #nowerenotdoingthat #hallmark #whyiseveryonesodramatic

Stop being so eitfultowitismistic, I know what your thinking