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luber

a lube aficionado; one who is a fan and user of lube, preferably in the form of varieties. How many bottles of lube must one be in possession of in order to earn the worthy title of a luber? 3+ bottles is necessary to join the ranks of the world's most elite lubers. Do you have what it takes?

"Excuse me Sir, but are you a luber?" "Why yes, I frequent my lube collection quite often."

Random: "Can I join the luber community?" Me: "How many bottles of lube do you own?" Random: "None." Me: -_-

by originalluber October 16, 2015

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