Dicklash

(v). The effect of being hit by 80MPH winds on your knob from trying to take a piss out of a car window on the motorway.

Barry: dude I need a piss
Simon: I'm not stopping the car, take one out of the window
Barry: no way man, we're on the motorway! I'm not getting Dicklash for you!

guy1: my cock's really sore, I got Dicklash on the way home from london last night, I needed a piss real bad and he would'nt pull over
guy2: know the feeling. I got dicklash on the way home from my bro's stag do

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Splinch

Verb. This means to send a video game character into a spasm by use of the game player doing so on purpose.
To splinch requires an online game or similar, controlled by keyboard, that uses characters that move using the arrow keys, or W,A,S,D, etc. Splinching is where the on-screen character is made to use both animations of two of the keys you press, at the same time, by pressing them simultaneously. this results in the character trying to move in both directions at once, causing a humerous animation.

Splinching can also be performed by use of a glitch. A user can cause the game to send the character into splinching by performing an illegal move.

Present: Splinching. Past: Splinched.

Person 1. "I KEEL YOUU!!"
Person 2. "OH NOES!! U made me splinch nows!"

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Pyjama Walk

Verb. A pyjama walk is when one takes a walk of the local area in one's pyjamas; usually in the early hours of the morning, after a party with friends or if one cannot sleep.
Pyjama walks are often cold and wet, and can be undertaken with a small group of friends.

Guy: I can't sleep. I think I'll take a Pyjama Walk.

Party Guest 1: I'm bored, and it's like 5AM...
Party Guest 2: It's light out, let's go for a Pyjama Walk!

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