chatvite poof

The instantaneous log off used to dodge a chat invite or IM.

"Hey, what's up? I just wanted to say hi online last night but you gave me the chatvite poof."

"I hate that guy, he always wants to chat. I just give him the chatvite poof. "

Someone more naive might say, "Gee, Ed must have a really bad internet provider; he keeps losing his connection".

piss call

The name given to an inordinately ungodly time at which one must wake up for work, school, etc.

"I can't go out tonight, I have a 6AM piss call."

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