gratuity

To receive or give a payment to sort for favours redendered.

I left that cheap bitch a $5.00 gratuity.

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gratuity

To give or recieve money for services given.

Also see tip

I left a $5.00 gratuity on the bed for the the slut

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Gares

A person who plays Counter-strike all day and is french.

"Oh my lord, have you heard of eddy kim? He likes to pull out a gares!"

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widget

Derived from a computer programming term, "widget" refers to a virtual object with default settings. In the context of Internet dating, a widget is a man or woman known through his or her on-line profile. A widget remains a widget even when real names have been exchanged. After several in-person meetings, a widget can be referred to by his or her actual name.

So, have you hooked up with any widgets lately?

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catfish

At either end of the social spectrum, there lies a leisure class. A catfish is a person who simultaneously lives in both--for example, eating corn dogs in a Porsche, or drinking champagne while homeless.

Look at that dirty rock climber with a Makers and soda in a crystal tumbler--what a catfish!

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nut graph

In journalism, the nut graph is the paragraph that expresses the main idea of the story or article, shortly after the lead.

You buried your nut graph in the middle of your story.

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uk.net.news.config

Please also see fuckwitts.

Will try and win a conversation by boring the fuck out of anyone that happens to question ANYTHING.

Will not listen to anything outside of there own little mindset.

look if you want to repeat the same stuff over and over again just go and post in uk.net.news.config

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