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Marlboroltory Arrest

When a smoker dies from not having a cigarette.

Bro: Dude, if I don't grab a pack soon I might go into Marlboroltory Arrest!

Dude: Fucking Smokers...

by petuniafish September 9, 2011

2👍 1👎


Assphyxiation

When a fart is so powerful and noxious it chokes someone or a group of people to death.

Herman, open the windows! I don't want to die of assphyxiation!!!

by petuniafish September 9, 2011

7👍 9👎