When a girl puts her booty on your face and suffocates you, erotically.
When she gets really horny, she likes to engage in assphyxiation.
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The act of being suffocated to death by the booty. The preferred means of execution for a refined gentleman of taste.
Bro 1: bro, would you rather die by heat or cold?
Bro 2: Nods at the thicc girl over there. Nah man, death by assphyxiation is the only way to go!
When a fart is so powerful and noxious it chokes someone or a group of people to death.
Herman, open the windows! I don't want to die of assphyxiation!!!
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A fart so potent that it causes everyone in the room to choke to death due to it's disgusting odor.
"While watching the Omen, 65 people died due to assphyxiation."
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suffocation due to a massive buildup of anal gasses
damn, bubba! did you eat all that potato salad? open the WINDOW or i'm gonna die of assphyxiation from yo stank ass!
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The art of being choked or having one choke someone while having sex or just when you are about to cum
Sheena really enjoys assphyxiation while in the sack.
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When a fat chick sits on a mans face during intercourse for pleasure of the man, and accidentally killing and suffocating the male with her massive backside.
Lary:Sad to hear that Jerry passed away.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!
Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.