ssn8

A sneeki way of saying assassinate. Use when you need it to be 100% top secret. Pronounce the way it's spelled: Ess Ess En Ate.

fbi dude 1: hey it's 22 november of 1963, wasn't there someone we had to ssn8 today?
fbi dude 2: yeah, i think it's time ssn8 john f. kennedy
david icke: you're reptilians

unfuckingly

i. the antonym of fuckingly
to do something in a manner that is not sexual.

ii. the adverb form of unfucking
to do something in a manner that unfucks it.

definition i.
"i hugged her unfuckingly. i didnt do it in a fucky way."

definition ii.
"i cleaned my room unfuckingly, and now it isnt all fucked anymore."

gulag

The place where capitalists go when we win, comrade. A sleepover camp in scenic Siberia, with lots of fun activities to do (whether you want to or not). When the Communist Party tells you to go to gulag, that's where you better go. For the great gift of gulag, we have no-one but Stalin to thank.

Capitalist: I'm terrified what's going to happen now that the damn Reds have taken over this country!
Communist: Do not be frightened, silly capitalist! We will send you to gulag.
Capitalist: Er, that sounds scary!
Communist: It is not scary but very good for you. Go and you will see.
(Some years pass.)
Former Capitalist: Comrade, I have been changed for the better. No more capitalism for me, I am ready to work hard for communism!
Communist: See, I told you!

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