BHO

The acronym for the 44th President of The United States. The "I'm too busy to say every letter, Yo," way of referring to the Commander-in-Chief. Keeping you one step ahead of the hip-slick-and-cool, at least for ten minutes.

IT'S EASY, AND TEXT READY...JUST WATCH! "cn u gv me a rde? I wnt 2 buy my electc car, bt nt til BHO signs that bill 4 hge tax credits on it kthxbi"

"Check this...BHO pulled every soldier out of Iraq and it's not even February! That's what I'm talkin''bout"

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Jackwipe

1) the receptacle of your jackoff fluids, such as T-shirt, sock, or a 'Puffs-plus-lotion'.

2) a guy or girl so devoid of class and character as to be only useful for wiping your jackoff onto like a babywipe.

1) When they were finished watching each other, Angie said to Brad, "Hey, reach under the couch and grab me a sock. I need a Jackwipe."
2) "Bill showed up at Hilary's party Friday night--with a DATE!""Then they're both a couple of Jackwipes!" -- or -- "Old Mrs. Paul got her purse back from the guy and then stabbed him with her fishstick" "Good! That Jackwipe deserved it!!"

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word enhancers

your faux-PC way to refer to profanity, particularly when confronted with a doof who takes offence at your useage and should shut their cake hole.

pianogoddess: "That coon-ass is a good-fer nuthin' fuck stain"
Shocked Sourpuss: "Language, language!"
pianogoddess: "Whatcho problem?? It's not profanity. They're word enhancers."

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