[Welly] and a clog on

A drunken stagger home when really pissed that seems to last forever as one leg is used to stay upright and the other is a stabiliser.

"I was that pissed last night I walked home like I had a welly and a clog on".

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[ghetto] [sledge]

An everyday object, especially with humourous connotations and acquired at no cost, that can be used over snow as a sledge Wheelie bin lids and motorway barriers are said to be popular choices.

My ultimate ghetto sledge was a freshly pulled down For Sale sign....

[Hanging] like Dick Turpin at a junction

Also pronounce 'anging'. To be suffering from the combined effects of lack of sleep, amnesia, and an over-indulgence of alcohol and/or other stimulants following a prolonged session with ones friends.

"I never made work Monday, I was hanging like Dick Turpin at a junction"