drunk drafting

Typing up a first draft of an essay while inebriated. Common in college freshman.

Oh my God, did you read Kelly's first draft of her English paper? She was clearly drunk drafting last night.

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boredom call

1. v. When someone you haven't talked with in forever hits you up seemingly-randomly on Facebook, text, etc. only because s/he is bored.
2. n. One who is boredom called

1. Mike texted me last night. Turns out his WoW subscription ran out, so he boredom called me out of desperation.
2. I thought Ashley was trying to get with me, but I was just her boredom call.