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- (n). A hopeless, geriatric fool who constantly attacks his superiors.
That fool madd666 lost his mind long ago. No amount of Geritol can help that addle-minded feeb anymore.
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The name that most people use to refer to the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (AKA, the Anaheim Angels and the California Angels).
They're the Flukes because somehow, they stumbled into a World Series win in 2002. Most people just laugh at the Aristotelian confluence of improbable events that made this possible. The team had no talent and has accomplished nothing since, so yeah, they're the Flukes, and shall be called thus forevermore.
The Flukes might have accidentally taken the World Series because during Spring Training, their retarded Rally Monkey farted on several team members. Of course, the players loved it because, well, they're nasty and retarded. They inhaled enough of the gas to destroy what little of their brains they had left, and they forgot how horrible they really were at baseball, and had career years, all for reasons passing understanding.
Of course, that's just one Fluke theory. Any other explanation is probably just as good for the Flukes to have accidentally taken the World Series.
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A very poorly written show on NBC that started in 2006. Ordinary people develop superpowers, and the show centers around them. Sylar is the bad guy in season 1, and he can stop bullets in mid-air, but he can't stop a little Japanese guy 10 feet away from him from jamming a sword all the way through his abdomen. Inconsitencies in the story make it all the worse. It's an okay show for kids, I suppose...for retarded kids anyway.
Heroes is lame, yet a lot of people like it, most of whom also like retarded shows like Deal or No Deal.
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Owner of the New York Yankee$. Who needs the letter "s" when dollar signs are so much more appropriate?
$teinbrenner owns the New York Yankee$ and buys the most expensive prostitutes for his team. Some examples of these prostitutes include, but are not by any means limited to: Jason Giambi, Alex Rodriguez, Randy Johnson, and Roger Clemens.
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