PFM

Pure Fucking Magic

An instantaneous event that accomplishes a task with seemingly no effort; results in immediate satisfactory results.

I got an A on my Physics test, scored with the campus hottie and cleaned my room in one day. I had my fair share of PFM.

Wow, you just ran 3 miles in 12 minutes and managed not to puke, that's PFM!

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BFR

Big Fucking Rock.

An object that is big, fucking and a rock.

Tim: Where did you get that huge bruise on your forehead?

Tom: I tripped over a BFR, otherwise known as a big fucking rock.

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