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Being exhausted from masturbating to long.
Mark: Yo Thadius, why are you so tired.
Thadius: I'm exhaustebated. I just jerked off for 5 hours and i haven't even started studying yet.
Mark: Dude, your disgusting.
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When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.
Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!
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Another word for a black person
Mark: yo Alex, look at those blAfricans over there.
Alex: Dude, there are so many of them
Mark: wait a minute, that one chick in the back isn't a blAfrican
Alex: You're right, thats Thadius, he's the opposite of a male blAfrican...he's a white lesbian
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When you see a girl from far away and think that she is hot, but then the closer she comes to you, the uglier she gets. This can be very horrifying for people.
Mark: Yo Alex, look at that hot chick all the way down the road.
Alex: Daaaamn, she's banging and she's coming toward us
Mark: Oh shit, she's not that hot after all.
Alex: Dude, she's not a she....That's a guy...That's Thadius
Mark: I guess she (I mean he) was only HFFA (Hot From Far Away)
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