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like letter

a letter drafted to someone in order to tell them what you appreciate about them, what their flaws are, and how you like them anyway.

it differs from a love letter in that it doesn't have to be sweet or romantic. a like letter can be just as easily given between friends as SOs. the important thing is to be genuine and honest and not let your emotions cloud things the way they might with a love letter.

note: reactions may vary.

i gave a like letter to valerie the other day and she hugged/slapped/kissed/laughed at me. i think it went pretty well.

by puzzlin April 16, 2020


gay fatigue

the permeative sense of exhaustion that comes from being exposed to Straight People Shit for too long

straight tiktok gives me gay fatigue

by puzzlin July 7, 2020

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The Big 420

april 20th 2020. a day of mourning and doubtless celebration. at 4:20 today let us commence the ultimate blaze and bask in the glory of four twenties, all in a row

bro did you know that on 4/20/2020 @ 20 past 4 there's literally gonna be four twenties

yeah bro it's the big 420 even the apocalypse can't take that away from us

omg bro you're so right

i know bro

bro

bro

by puzzlin April 20, 2020

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gut drag

when you get anal fucked so hard your gut drags out a little bit with each thrust

yo have you seen connor?
yeah man he's in the hospital cuz derek gave him gut drag last night

by puzzlin April 9, 2020

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apologinsult

an insult made to sound like an apology. the cousin of the backhanded compliment, an apologinsult claims to express contrition but in reality seeks to put the blame back on the victim and make them feel worse.

"i'm sorry i pushed you off that cliff! but if you weren't standing so close to the edge you wouldn't have fallen over, you know. it wasn't a very smart move."

"you can take your apologinsults and shove them up your ass, karen."

by puzzlin June 25, 2020