corvette

A shitty car that's not all its cracked up to be. It can be owned instantly, anyday if its up against a stock BMW M3.

"My corvette's a disappointment. I should've gotten myself an M3 instead of this shitty chevrolet."

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the hives

An uber-awesome swedish alternative band that rocks my world. Download all of their songs............NOW

me: "the hives rock my world what can i say?"

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camaro

A really shitty, ugly, sad excuse for a car that can get beat in a race by any stock M3. O yeah!

Dick: "my camaro is the shit!"
M3 pimp: "Oh, really? can it pull 0.91 g on the skidpad and 0-60 in 5.5 seconds?"
Dick: "shit, now i have to sell my car and buy myself something that isnt a piece of shit"

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Nintendo DS

another crappy nintendo product. the DS sports child oriented games and dated hardware. the only advantage over its rival the Sony PSP is price. once the PSP gets cheap nintendo will be forever doomed . although they refuse to realize that and try to make up for it by making another slighly less crappy portable. and the revolution is probably gonna suck too so all the nintendo fanboys need to do is get over themselves and stop playing with crap.

nintendo fanboy: "OMG THE DS HAS A TOUCHSCREEN ISNT THAT COOL!"
psp playa: "with my PSP i can play awesome games, watch movies, listen to music, surf the web now that i've hacked it, and i even watch family guy episodes on the memory stick."
nintendo fanboy: "PSP SUCKS ALL IT HAS IS GRAPHICS AND NO GAMEPLAY DS HAS A TOUCHSCREEN"
psp playa: "hmmmm metal gear solid vs. survival kids.... the winner is clear, oh yeah just wait until GT3 Mobile comes out"

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