Period Denial

When you've been on the IUD for so long sans the monthly blood tsunami, you forget periods existed. Until finally, one day it returns and you realize god's sexism cannot be triumphed by science.

Susan sleeps on a Japanese flag every night due to period denial.

gigantaur

Like humongous but astronomically bigger.

A portmanteau of 'gigantic' and 'minotaur.'

Skyrim user: Lydia, can you carry my GIGANTAUR burden?
Lydia: I can but I always die before any quest because I'm a useless NPC housecarl