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1. My absolute favorite kind of comeback for any type of insult.
2. Saying the exact opposite of what you really mean, to show emphasis.
1. Person : Hey, what did you get on that biology test? I bet i got higher!
Me : You sure you wanna make that claim when your score's an 85?
Person : Whatever dude, you just wish you could be me.
Me (being sarcastic): Yeah, I'd just love to never have another girl hit on me as long as i live.
2. Mom : Here's your arranged marriage son, Isn't she pretty?
Son (being sarcastic): Yeah! Why dont you go pick up the ugliest hog on the streets and I'll marry THAT.
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This site is fucking satan in a box. I'm not even kidding. It contains the effects of the following:
nicotine
speed
caffiene
TNT (theneopetsteam) only cares about a few select people, who in all honesty probably arent even people but bots made to look like someone that has no life. They dont want constructive criticism, they just want plain, cookie cutter, "nothing is wrong" people who wont care what happens because TNT will just keep playing favorites with them.
For example. A few years back, there was a hacker. Hacked into the bases and reset a lot of peoples pets. It was blamed on a "mis-firing lab ray", which is an excuse a freaking three year old could tell is about as likely to be true as britney spears ever having scored over a twelve on an iq test. Hundreds of people are screwed over, but some select people got their stuff back. Coincidence?
And then one time for an april fools joke, i had made the name "featherallley" (it had an extra "l"). went to the boards and posted "hi". nothing but "hi". within minutes i was iced.
Which makes me wonder about the kind of game where theres actually a nickname for getting banned. Thats what people call it there, "iced".
They've gone totally sell out, where 3 out of 4 games are sponsor games and 99/100 games are completely pathetic and could probably give you cancer just from playing them.
It will steal your soul. Stay away from this at all costs.
(before neopets)
Person 1: Hey man, me and Taylor are gonna go catch a movie. You up for it?
Person 2: Sure thing. This T.V. show's starting to get boring anyway.
(after neopets)
person 1: Dude, the new skate park just opened up! We're gonna go skate for a while, you should come with us.
person 2: I uh...have stuff to do.
(weeks later)
person 1: Hey...uh you havent been at school for a few days and you arent answering any calls. Whats wrong?
person 2: *sobbing uncontrollably* I got iced!
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A feeling common during the month of December. It is the need to buy many overpriced gifts for your family, normally on a credit card. The buyer feels no feelings of regret for the rest of the month, as he/she feels they are being a good person. The Christmas buzz is always followed by the New Year's hangover, when the credit card bill comes in and the buyer goes on a rant about how much money they have spent.
You're buying a nintendo wii off ebay for 500 dollars for your kid? Must be the Christmas buzz.
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A custom game on warcraft 3: frozen throne where people who cant get a girlfriend come to act tough to people through a computer.
Just because that DotA player claims to be cool, doesnt change the fact that he lost an arm wrestling match to his 3 year old sister.
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