ManYoo

Piss take for "Manchester United", based primarily on the fact that so many of their fans are plastic know-nothings from America/Asia who call their own club "ManU" despite true ManUtd supporters considering the term "ManU" to be a reference to the Munich Air Disaster.

ManYoo Drop 7 Point Lead; Liverpool Win 19th Title

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L

The term "L" originally referred specifically to an L-Plate joint. For those who do not know, an L-Plate joint is made by sticking two rolling papers perpendicular to each other in the shape of an "L", allowing for a larger joint.

Nowadays, the term "L" refers to both a blunt (marijuana cigar) as well as L-Plate joints.

The evolution of the term either came from blunts rolled with El Producto cigars, or due to the size of an L-Plate joint being larger than the average joint and possibly similar to a blunt.

Dude: "Yo son come smoke an L with me."
Dude #2: "Aight."

(Also, when you hear rap songs where people are smoking "Ls", they are almost certainly referring to blunts rather than L-Plate joints, unless they specifically mention that they are smoking joints or spliffs at the same time.)

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Superimportant

Something that appears to be of great signficance to someone who is heavily inebriated, but which is in fact of no consequence whatsoever.

Drunk: "Oaaaa bartender!!!! Give me drink!!! I dropped my last one on the floor!!!"

Bartender: "No. You've had enough to drink already."

Drunk: "Oaaaaaaa f**king bitch!!!!"

(...5 minutes later...)

Drunk: "Oaaaa bartender! Give me drink! Its SUPERIMPORTANT!!!!!"

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due process

Any process by which someone's preexisting beliefs and opinions are confirmed. (Processes which contradict someone's preexisting beliefs and opinions are therefore "prejudicing due process").

Twitter putting a warning on Donald Trump's election fraud claims are thus prejudicing due process.

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