Etitany

A usually sudden manifestation or perception of the essential nature or meaning of tits.

Steve- Ok tom see later.. see you at church sunday
Tom- o actually no I dont go church anymore
Steve- why not?
Tom- The other day I was walking my dog around a small pond and.. well. something happened
Steve- what
Tom- I had an etitany, I cant expain it but, you dont need to go to a church for tits, the tits are every man! Its all about the tits bro its all about the tits