Smexi

A word to describe all Mexicans.

Smexi, a combination of Sexy and Mexican, is used to describe Mexican since they are a physically attractive people.

Claude Johnson: Dayyum. Did you see that group of Mexicans walk bye. They were so effing smexi.

Michael Smith: I know man, if only there were some girls like that at our school.

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Laser

It is the one word that can override shotgun. Whenever someone calls shotgun before you, and you call out laser, you get the seat.

Situation: Micky, David, and Pilar are happily eating in greasy fast food joint, when Micky gets the call: their mom is pulling up on the corner.

Micky jumps out of his seat and heads towards the door. Just before the door closes, Micky lets his siblings know that the car is approaching.

Micky: Shotgun. Ha ha ha. Ha.

Pilar and David: Shotgun!

Micky: Too bad! I called it. Better luck later, losers.

Pilar: Well, laser! Now what, punk.

Micky and David, then, get into the backseat of the car with an air of humiliation.

Pilar whispers: Laser beats all.

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