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A type of acne that appears below the skin on a person's shoulders and upper arms. Commonly due to exercising without showering afterwards, thus the parallel to the popular NBA player Shaquille O'Neal or the Shaq.
I took off my shirt and everyone saw my horrible shaqne
A term that can be slipped into casual conversation to imply another individual has groped your genitals and/or breasts.
"Hey, have you ever read about emperor Ugrabadeez?"
"No, who's Ugrabadeez?"
"Ugrabadeez nuts, bitch."
Memes that are so obscene or disgusting that they only way they can be passed along social media streams is if they are deep-fried or distorted in such a way that they are seemingly illegible. Rank memes usually depict overt sexual behavior or extreme acts of violence accompanied with ironic music, typically with the bass boosted past the point that it can be recognized as the original piece.
I showed my wife a rank meme I made in Photoshop and she took the kids to her mother's and hasn't called in three days
A combination of daunting and strenuous. Used to describe a situation or person who is difficult to deal with and requires extream patience to handle.
Losing your power during a heatwave can be obnoxious and dauntuous.
Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip.
Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"