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November 28

The most beautiful and amazing girl was born on this day. Her name was Reese Reynolds.

Person 1: Wow. That girl is the most beautiful, most skinny and athletic, most tan, most amazing, most successful, prettiest eyes, most beautiful face shape and jaw line, amazingly straight nosed, high eyebrows, long skinny neck, monkey-arms person I've ever met.

Person 2: Yep because she was born on November 28.
Person 1: I should have known. :)

by reese_loves_grande October 28, 2019

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Billie Eilish

a depressed and retarted teenager who went viral with a fanbase of 8 billion 14 year old girls who billie turned lesbian

Billie eilish's are mental people who make depressing music to be "relatable" but really they're just high and demon-possessed and talk about burying their friends and stuff

14-year-old fan girl: I bleepin love Billie. She's so relatable.

Me: If you think Billie Eilish is relatable I don't know what to think about you... I better run before you come and bury me.

by reese_loves_grande September 30, 2019

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Reese

The world's most amazing girl. I would only know because I am her.

Person 1: Reese is the hottest most beautiful strong amazing best in the world amazingness person in the whole world.
Me : I know right.

by reese_loves_grande September 30, 2019

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feminism

Nowadays, (idk what it was like before), feminism is really weird because it makes no sense.

Feminism claims are all contradictory. They claim that they don't want to be seen as sexual objects, but say that women are allowed to wear whatever they want and show off as much of their body as they would like.... Like if you don't want to be seen as a sexual object then WHY ARE YOU SHOWING YOUR TITS AND BUTT. Gosh.

There is only one logical reason why a woman would want to show off her body, and that's for sexual reasons. So it makes NO SENSE when feminists say that they don't want to be seen as sexual objects but then they WALK AROUND HALF NAKED. There's literally no logic. Maybe because people keep getting dumber. Who knows.

I'm a girl and I think this is so ridiculous. If you don't want to be seen as sexual objects, that FRICKIN DON'T WEAR SHIT THAT COVERS NOTHING.

Thank you...

Next.

Ariana Grande: I hate that I am only seen as a sexual object by men. Women shouldn't just be seen as sexual objects. That's wrong.
ALSO Ariana Grande: Women can wear whatever they want and show off their bodies if they want to. *continues to wears only a little bikini in public and gets mad at men who look at her*

....like it literally makes no sense people. Feminism is stupid.

by reese_loves_grande September 30, 2019

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