The Doodles

A polite and cute way of describing diarrhea.

Derived from the term "doody" (aka fecal matter, shit) and used to describe diarrhea while speaking publicly to family, friends or coworkers without the unpleasant language of describing the act of diarrhea.

Sorry I missed out on the office party last night but I had a case of The Doodles.

The Doodles?

Yeah I had the shits but I figured it would be a little nicer to call it The Doodles and save you from hearing me describe my overactive bowel and subsequent shitting problems.

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PLORN

PLORN is very simply, plane porn. High quality aerial photography of the newest hottest military aircraft taking to the skies.

Not to be confused with situational pornography that takes place on commercial aircraft involving stewardess or flight attendants, but sexy aerial photography of high performance military aircraft in flight.

Often equated to sexy photo shoots involving high end performance cars in exotic locations, PLORN, is the high performance military aircraft equivalent.

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Ding-Dong Sing Along

When two or more women perform oral sex on one man.

"Oh man the other night my girl was going down on me in the living room and her roommate walked in and was all turned on so i said "Go ahead, join in, its a regular Ding-Dong Sing Along!"

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Sniperbole

obvious and intentional exaggeration of ones sniping abilities in video games.

I was playin HALO 3 and I got like 8 triple headshots and never died! I pwned everyone! I was totally MLG!

Your sniperbole goes well beyond exaggeration and into big fish territory.

Lagrivation

–noun
1.
an increase in intensity, seriousness, or severity; act of making worse brought on by a bad connection to a gaming server.

I was playing Modern Warfare 2 last night on the XBOX360 and the other teams connections were so bad i began to get Lagrivated.

You might say i was suffering from lagrivation at how bad the connections were and how i kept getting owned by those fucking noobs and their shitty slow connections!

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flesh bangs

Of the genus Labia. Often referred to as "Beef Curtains" or "The Big Montana".

A worn out portion of the female genital anatomy that has grown distended from over use or misuse generally found in younger women.

Dude, i was with this girl the other night and as soon as i got her naked i couldn't do it cause she had flesh bangs and i was totally grossed out!

Flesh bangs?

Yeah, they're like beef curtains but for younger, beginner whores.

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