douche-tastic

(Noun) Behavior patterns displayed by the sociopathic Senator from Connecticut and ‘political party of one’ who is willing to defy the will of over 250 million people and kill 45,000 people a year to punish liberals for defeating his sorry arse in a primary just to throw a bone to the lobbyist who is paid to 'bang' him. Photo inset: Joseph Lieberman (I-CT).

Joseph Lieberman is utterly douche-tastic.

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PIOYA

Acronym for the phrase: Pull it out your ass.

Common usage: Anything any Re/TEApublican or FAUX Noise squawking-head asserts as factual, historical and reality. Ideological, faith-based bloviation devoid of any relation to the actual, factual real world we live in.

Historical usage: Whole-cloth fabricated numbers serving as the dubious basis for flawed statistical analysis (See WAG – Wild Ass Guess).

Review the steaming load of PIOYA that Lyin' Ryan and Willard RawMoney spewed at the RNC Convention in Tampa, Florida this year (2012).

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penatoid

(Noun) 1. Any campy worm-like/shaped sci-fi creature 2. A beasty vaguely shape like a man’s member 3. Spitting angry, one-eyed trouser snake

The blonde scream queen in that 1950s sci-fi flick was chased by penatoids from Mars.

Recessivism

(Noun) 1. Social, political and economic philosophy designed to disassemble (with the intent to destroy) democratic republican ideals and institutions and supplant them with pro-corporate economic primacy. This philosophy is designed to benefit the economic elite, usually corporate, over or at the expense of other communal or societal institutions, such as governments. A practitioner of recessivism champions corporate personhood and rights often at the direct expense of the environment, flesh and blood human rights and socio-economic conditions. Practitioners typically pursue deregulation of financial institutions to the point of facilitating the cannibalistic stage of capitalism.

Recessivism leads us to believe that America was best under the proto-fascist fusion of the British Monarchy, Parliament and the British East India Company.

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erfazoid

(Noun) 1. Uncouth individual displaying an utter lack of ability and devoid of social graces 2. Behavior marked by social ineptness and flavored by clumsy stupidity

Paul Montgomery "Pauly" Shore, Scott "Carrot Top" Thompson, George Walker Bush and Tom Green are all erfazoids.

recessivist

(Noun) 1. An individual or group devoted to social, political and economic philosophies and policies designed to disassemble with the intent to destroy democratic republican ideals and institutions and supplant them with pro-corporate economic primacy. 2. Policies designed to benefit the economic elite, usually corporate, over or at the expense of the communal or societal. 3. Champion of corporate personhood and rights over or at the expense of flesh and blood human rights or socio-economic conditions. 4. An individual or group devoted to pursuing deregulation financial institutions to the point of facilitating the cannibalistic stage of capitalism.

(Adjective) Of, related to or pertaining to social, political and economic philosophies and policies designed to disassemble with the intent to destroy democratic republican ideals and institutions and supplant them with pro-corporate economic primacy. 2. Of, related to or pertaining to policies designed to benefit the economic elite, usually corporate, over or at the expense of the communal or societal. 3. Of, related to or pertaining to championing of corporate personhood and rights over or at the expense of flesh and blood human rights or socio-economic conditions. 4. Of, related to or pertaining to the pursuit deregulation financial institutions to the point of facilitating the cannibalistic stage of capitalism.

Alan Greenspan worked tirelessly to institute recessivist policies during his oversight of the Federal Reserve leading to economic collapse.

Hugiantic

(Adj.) 1. Humongoloid, large, big, massive, enormous, gargantuan, colossal. 2. The fusion of huge and gigantic into an onomatopoeia-cally expression of “OMG! That is sooooo totally huge and gigantic beyond all belief.”

That slab of chocolate cake is so hugiantic that I'm going to end up with ka-tonk-ka thighs just thinking about it.