Ophiuchus

Ophiuchus (Pronounced "oh FEE uh cus" -- not "Oh Fuck Us") was added as an official zodiac sign on January 13th 2011. Ophiuchus is represented by a naked man with a long snake. This zodiac sign was probrably added by perverted astrologers to seduce women, since they are the only ones who seem to care/read horoscopes.

Guy #1:Stupid Ophiuchus!! I was a scorpio.. NOW I'M A LIBRA?
Guy #2: Dude, I don't fucking care.

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