neotony

The retention of your juvenile exuberance while growing into your awkwardly adult body. Maintaining the untamed Sawyer-Finn disposition that grates on the nerves of those near you who are trying to develop higher faculties within physiologically adult selves.

"Your problem isn't vice, but neotony

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congoid

One of several(?) living species of men. A negro person of sub-Saharan Africa now found cast broadly amongst the four corners of the Earth.

"There's no mistaking the fact that your child is congoid".

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father-up

intr.v. Singuarly declarative of the act one must take to realise that youth ends where the young begin.

Confess, you're the baby's daddy. Time to Father-Up.

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Sawyer-Finn

A state of being characterized by perpetual youth. Said of one in a positional sense afflicted by neotony.

Todd could turn his lawn mowing jobs into landscaping if he was'nt so Sawyer-Finn.