stupicide

The act of attempting suicide but failing miserably because of your own stupidity and only succeeding in embarassing yourself.

I committed stupicide last night. I stuck my head in the oven to gas myself and then I remembered I've got an electric cooker.

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madgeworth

The amount of cannabis you can smoke in a hashpipe using only the igniting power of a single matchstick.

First Pothead Pixie - Lend us a blim man.
Second Pothead Pixie - Sorry man I can't, I've only got a madgeworth.
First Pothead Pixie - Uh, that's heavy shit man!

See also blim.

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