stupicide

The act of attempting suicide but failing miserably because of your own stupidity and only succeeding in embarassing yourself.

I committed stupicide last night. I stuck my head in the oven to gas myself and then I remembered I've got an electric cooker.

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stupicide

The act of killing someone who is intolerably stupid. Alternately: the act of killing someone by subjecting them to overwhelming amounts of idiocy.

I'm going to have to commit stupicide if this guy doesn't shut up.

The guy found dead while watching "The Fast & The Furious" was clearly a victim of stupicide.

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stupicide

The incoherent act of killing yourself without any knowledge or inclination of the environment around you that caused your ultimate demise.

D-low walked into a oncoming bus while looking back at Susie's ass. He committed stupicide.

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stupicide

An act of stupidity which results in death. A "stupid suicide."

To show off, Amy exited the car while moving 30 miles per hour, which resulted in her stupicide.

Stupicide

Doing suicidal behavior for the rush and eventually dying from it

P1: You hear about Bryan? His parachute broke when he jumped off a building for his YouTube channel.

P2: Yeah, I heard about his stupicide.