Puckerberry

A hemorrhoid.

What’s wrong? You’re sitting funny.

Man, my puckerberry is acting up again.

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snowball ii

When, after the act of a woman passing cum into a man’s mouth, the man quickly ducks down and blows it into her pussy like a goddamn ninja.

Bob may be slow, but it’s a miracle he was born considering he was the product of a snowball II.

cowbellist

The coolest motherfucker in the whole goddamn band. This guy doesn't give a shit. He comes out, bangs on the cowbell, and the crowd loses its collective shit because that's exactly what this goddamn song needed!

I wanna be a cowbellist when I grow up.

Toobrokulosis

1. A condition in which one possesses too little money to be able to meet one's needs.

2. Being too poor to be able to get out of trouble with nothing more than a slap on the wrist. Sufferers of Toobrokulosis may often receive harsher penalties than those with more money.

3. The opposite of affluenza

Affluenza may be a condition that comes with many problems, but carriers of the condition's cause have a higher resistance to the even more crippling condition of Toobrokulosis.

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Ghost orbs

When she got dem big titties with her bra on, but the disappear as soon as it comes off.

Buddy: Man, that chick you took home last night had some nice tits.

Me: dude, once the push up bra came off it turned out they were ghost orbs.