Puckerberry

One of the most ingenutive "Blizzards" Dairy Queen has ever created.

Introduced in 2004 and (devastatingly) taken off the menu the same year.

Featuring a sour, yet sweet and creamy taste. Like sour rasperry sherbert mixed with vanilla ice cream in a 1 part- 2 parts ratio, respectively.

Sam- "Sooo er.. wanna go get something at DQ with me?"

Billy- "Nah, man. I'm actively boycotting DQ until they reintroduce the puckerberry blizzard. Fucking assholes. I have to make my own now."

Sam- "(clears throat) Nerd.."

Billy- "Hey well you should've had it, man. Better than any chick I've ever had."

Sam- "Wow, really?"

Billy- "Naaahh. Still amazing though."

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Puckerberry

A hemorrhoid.

What’s wrong? You’re sitting funny.

Man, my puckerberry is acting up again.

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