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Pleasuring oneself with inordinate or excessive frequency, if such a thing is possible.
After finally landing in prison, it was poetic justice when Short Eyes was taught that sodomy is exasturbation's scarier, more aggressive, inbred homo cousin.
10π 7π
the sperm tadpoles found in the males' semen.
If the egg had a tail would it be a giant sea monkey?
13π 20π
UNderage kids would say:
Hey we've got to do some serious rodining if we're to score some beer
tonight.
10π 8π
When you buy a case of beer, put the beer in the fridge and use the box as your kitchen garbage can
After you drink your Iron City you must use your getto garbage can.
5π 1π
the salty crumbs at the end of a bag of hallucinogenic mushrooms.
Hey put the Gold dust in the bong and we can squat, toc and see how it pans out.
30π 49π
Hey my nugget pouch is icy. I hope it doesn't shrivel.
24π 11π
Styrofoam packing "peanuts," specifically the white variety.
As I opened my box from the Home Shopping Network, a strong gust of wind blew the clown poop all over the yard.
15π 5π