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Krumping is a term that is used in place of seizure in order to not hurt peoples feelings and keep medical condition a secret. When someone is having a seizure the can just say "I was Krumping" and no one will be any the wiser or make fun of them.
Is Tyrese having a seizure? Yes, but he calls it krumping so that no one makes fun of him or finds out he has seizures.
The Brown eye blues is the condition caused by getting pounded in the rectum/anus/asshole too hard which leads to blue and black bruised butthole. Often times is caused by or is a result of butt rape and butt vikings are notorious for causing this condition.
Look at Willie trying to walk. HAHAHA he cant because he was in jail last night and now he has the Brown eye blues
A double dated is when you go out with a girl and have sex with her and then a few days later realize she gave you a std she got from her previous date and you realize you been double dated.
It is kinda sad that Will is sick now but, his ass got double dated so I kinda think it's funny but still sad *tries to hide laughter*....
A cuff wheel is a steering wheel that has a very small diameter and was originally designed for race cars. The more modern designs are known a cuff wheel because they make it possible to drive while wearing a pair of handcuffs. Even though having to drive with handcuffs on is not common it is definitely not outside of the realm of possibility especially when you take into account the crazy number of reasons that cops will lock you up nowadays.
I almost got hit in a crosswalk yesterday when some dude driving with a cuff wheel came flying through a red light because the police were chasing him.
Rioters Block is the feeling of anxiety, fear or a loss of motivation during a riot. The causes are not entirely known but the fact that police will kill someone for playing in the park or just walking out their front door may be why rioters would be struck with said fear and an inability to complete a successful riot or at least a simple firebombing.
I swear that I am so tired of this bullshit the Government keeps pulling but everytime I try to go tear some shit down or decide to go set their cars on fire I am crippled by this stubborn case of Rioters Block. I need to get over this or they are will just keep on screwing things up.
A dicktionary is like a dictionary but instead of words it lists women that a man has slept with and includes a description of her body and performance as well as listing all of the ways she is willing to have sex. Kinda like a sophisticated black book.
If I don't slow down I'm gonna need a second notebook to continue writing my dicktionary. In the mean time I think I will look up and repeat the l section again.
A dicktator is a southern term that refers to potatoes that are shaped like a penis and so dick is combined with the southern term tator to get Dicktator.
Dicktator is all these fat chicks wanna eat anymore... I gonna give em some dick alright but not any tator.