Tea

The liquid we do not force you to drink if you are unconscious.

‘Would you like some tea?’
‘No, I am unconscious’

Ye

The shitty response when u can’t be arsed to reply

‘Ye’
‘Kk’

Unconscious

The state in which we do not force you to drink tea.

‘This person is unconscious’
‘Better not give them tea’

Ducking

The word typed when u are pissed and have fat thumbs

‘I hate you’
‘U ducking twat’