Ye

The shitty response when u can’t be arsed to reply

‘Ye’
‘Kk’

Tea

The liquid we do not force you to drink if you are unconscious.

‘Would you like some tea?’
‘No, I am unconscious’

Unconscious

The state in which we do not force you to drink tea.

‘This person is unconscious’
‘Better not give them tea’

Ducking

The word typed when u are pissed and have fat thumbs

‘I hate you’
‘U ducking twat’