mordok

Allmighty sun god

has three loyal followers, God, Jesus and Satan

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Parenthisis

"(" or ")"

"That which is put in parenthisis can (not) be ignored"

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california potato chip

The puddle of his-n-her goo left on the sheets after fucking. Once dry, it can be peeled off the sheets and eaten like a thin, crispy potato chip.

Ew! Are we having California Potato Chips for breakfast again? I'd better go to the grocery store today.

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lush

A person (generally under 21) who is prone to excessive drinking

"That girl is such a lush"

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Patrick Star

A starfish who lives under a rock and is best friends with SpongeBob. He's a bit chubby and has a dick-like head...But he's cute with the dick-like head anyway...............

SpongeBob: Hey whats that dick-like thing?

Patrick: Uhhh, I think thats my head!

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eet mur chikun

Random string of words applied to an awkward moment to break silence, or in a moment of increasingly violent conversation to enlighten/cease others.

*Silence in the waiting room*
Person: EET MUR CHIKUN!
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Person1: "I did NOT get your boyfriend pregnant, Jake!"
Person2: "Lies! ALL LIES!!!"
Person3: "EET MUR CHIKUN!"
Person1&2: "Wtf?"

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School

A place where parents send their kids to torture them and so they won't stay on the computer all day.

Kid - Why do I have to go to school Mom?
Mom - You're not supposde to have fun and teachers can get you into trouble for almost anything you do, god or bad and that's what we parents like! Torturng our sick, twisted kids!

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