scary chicken

a scary chicken is a sex act often performed at parties in which the man paints their penis and testicles different colors, and teabags a woman on her face. for halloween, typical colors include black for the testicles and orange for the penis; for christmas, the goal is to emulate the look of mistletoe, with green testicles and a red painted penis.

Guy 1: Dude, I gave her a scary chicken last night. I got paint all over her face. It was hilarious.

Guy 2: I need to try that this Christmas. That sounds really fun.