doblin

The leading cause of skidmarks.

A doblin is a small, semi-protruding turd resting at the mouth of the anus such that you can't anticipate its presence until your hand—through the toilet paper—makes contact.

Removal of a doblin without smearing generally requires a delicate pinching motion.

Failure to address a doblin before standing results in heavy smudging around the anal cavity.

I tried to go dancing after Chinese last night, but a huge doblin fucked my whole night up.

I know I need more fiber when the doblins start coming out.

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