doblin

The leading cause of skidmarks.

A doblin is a small, semi-protruding turd resting at the mouth of the anus such that you can't anticipate its presence until your hand—through the toilet paper—makes contact.

Removal of a doblin without smearing generally requires a delicate pinching motion.

Failure to address a doblin before standing results in heavy smudging around the anal cavity.

I tried to go dancing after Chinese last night, but a huge doblin fucked my whole night up.

I know I need more fiber when the doblins start coming out.

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Doblin

Meaning King of the East, Immortal Courier, Worshipper of Talos, God of Anime, Art Thief, and Pussy Destroyer.

This man is a Doblin!

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Doblin

An Irish word for Dublin.

Why is Mr. Dolan so full of shite?
The fokkah comes from Doblin!

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Dirt doblin

Someone whose clothes are dirty, shoes dirty, socks dirty, draws dirty everything dirty. Looks like Pig Pen from Charlie Brown.

Yeah she got a fat ass but she a dirt doblin.

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