contact dermetitus

A misspelling of contact dermatitus...
because theirs no way to correct mistakes using this site.

cootract dermitatuse
kantriccht dramatitlas
vrindract brachlinatis

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Viffer

What punks call the best all-purpose bike ever made. Likely because the brevity of the acronym V.F.R. doesn't seem stylish enough to keep up with the tingly feeling this profound machine leaves within their inexperienced loins.

Note: These are the same squids that refer to their girlfriends as bitches, and drink urine flavored beer.

"Dude... my viffer rocks, cuz my bitch likes to ride on back in her miniskirt. Hey you wana go get some urine flavored beer?"

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squid

A young man on an incredibly over powered motorcycle, wearing nothing but a helmet.

The term derives from what is discernable from his corpse:
A helmet with stringy fleshy bit dangling from the bottom.

Also see calamari

Frat-boi + GSXR1300 + sandles = squid

*1st & 3rd variables are not required.

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Death Pickle

Any motorcycle with a displacement of 1000cc or greater.

Or

Any motorcycle that surpasses an individuals experience and/or expertise to ride.

GSX1300R "Hyabussa"
CBR1000
Ducati 919

"Bra... that bikes a little powerful for you ain't it? I mean... you been riding a week and all... it's kinda a Death Pickle idn't it?"

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Disposable Bimbo

A young female on the back of a motorcycle holding on for dear life to a squid. Spotted best by her protective miniskirt, armored high heels, and un-flowing impervious Aquanetted hair.

These creatures offer evidence contrary to evolutionary theory and natural-selection, in that more and more of them die every year, and yet even more appear the following summer.

"Hey frat boi... wheres your girlfreind?"

"Dude... I lost her when I dumped my Bussa... but Im going to pick up this other chick right now."

"You go through disposable bimbos like a tweeker through braincells."

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contact dermatitis

Epidermal abrasions and/or inflammation, caused by contact to cement or asphalt at sub-terminal velocities.

See road rash

Move as quickly as possible... then hit the ground.

Note:
Author and urbandictionary.com not responsible for injuries resulting in personal exemplification of this term.

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calamari

An inexpeirianced motorcyclist, with no protection from contact dermetitus.

A squid without a helmet; squid bits.

Motorcycle rider - helmet = calamari

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