behymen

An imaginary version of a woman's hymen that is inside the anus of every gay man. It is "broken" the first time he is anally penetrated.

I heard Lance Bass broke his beymen last week. Guess who broke it. Joey Fatone.

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Cold-Air Ballooning

Doing Whippets.

I was bored so I sat up in my room cold-air ballooning.

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Zed

How the British pronounce the letter "Z".

X, Y, Zed.

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Delicatessen Movie

A movie where acting is overdone and of poor quality, hence full of Ham and Cheese.

"Yeah, you see that new Shatner flick? It was such a Delicatessen Movie."

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Pink Sleeve

To get your hand stuck in a woman's vagina while fisting.

Dude, I was fisting Rich Tucci's mom, and I wore a pink sleeve for 2 hours.

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Grunting Face Curse

When you're beating off to porn you are cursed to come when it cuts to a shot of the guys grunting, bright red, sweaty face.

Dude, The Grunting Face Curse struck again when I came all over the image of Ron Jeremy's face.

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DSM

Diamond-Star Motors, A now defunct partnership between Chrysler and Mitsubishi. They produced cars that were rebadged multiple times and sold by different nameplates and under different names (The Mitsubishi Eclipse, Eagle Talon, and Plymoth Laser were all the same car).

The Eclipse/Talon/Laser was the most popular DSM car.

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