austin

the type of poopy to steal your cheeseburger. everyone has given up on ever seeing their cheeseburgers again, thanks to Austin.

hey, did my cheeseburger go missing again? oh, never mind I know that scrotum Austin stole it.

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cory

the type of guy to listen to Bo Burnham nonstop, bring table tennis to school, share food with his friends, make scrotum jokes, check in on your mental health and eat nothing but uncrustable.

hey, i forgot my lunch, any spare food?
no, but I know Cory has some food he could share with you!
heck yeah! i love uncrustables