chronicles

stories about being high or trips you hear about or tell friends, usually during seshes. Gets its name from chronic.

me and my friends cheefed a phat bowl, and through the hazy smoke told them of my adventures and chronicles being blitzed

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pepsi

A cola company whos advertising as gradually subsided to not really promoting their own cola, but more towards demoting coca cola.

Pepsi Executive #1: How about this for a commercial! A rough looking man with a shotgun walks into a bar, and starts shooting everyone, but instead of bullets, they are cans of coke! It ends with "Coke, it'll kill you."

Pepsi Executive #2: I love it!

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hydrochronic

A very potent strain of marijuana grown with hydroponics making it all that more powerful.

I took one deep hit of that hydrochronic and coughed like a bitch

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baby

prey of the cunning gingers

get your baby out of the way!!! Ginger ahoy!

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Nalgene

Kick ass bottles for making bongs of

Example? Make yourself a Nalgene Bong and try it out...

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smoke signal

To smoke signal is to stand outside a fellow tokers window from a distance and with a skilled puff, shooting a sliver of smoke, taking in account wind, through an open window. A trained toker will instantly recognize the smell of the sweet cheeba and know they are being summoned.

I stood outside Dilbert's house and smoke signal'd. Within 30 seconds Dilbert was beside me hittin some cannabis.

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clip

tabacco rolled into a joint along with weed to help it burn, and to add a little kick

I only had half a gram so I rolled a joint with clip to fill it up.

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