Ofe

Past tense of "oof"

Zoe: How did gym go today? I heard you still went outside even though it was raining.
Rebecca: Yeah, Mr. T was so cruel about it too! I was about to ofe myself right then and there.

Weemo

a person who is half weeb/half emo

I'm known for being the emo in the group, but I also love Black Butler. I can't become the weeb of the friend group, Lea already has that covered. I'll just be the weemo.