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A cable music channel on TV that was launched in 2003 and originally gave airtime to alternative, punk, metal, indie, underground and (dare i say it) emo artists. Originally, the show appeared promising, airing such shows as SURS, which offered much of the above mentioned genres and The Sauce, which was like TRL but only more bearable.
In recent years, the channel has been airing less and less of the mentioned genres and began to switch over to a more mainstream-friendly format, beginning to air pop and hip-hop along with radio-friendly rock music from bands that suck their major labels' balls big time. However, at least Fuse, unlike MTV, is still playing music, as shitty as it is.
2004/2005:
Kid 1: Hey, man? What are you watching?
Kid 2: This sweet channel called Fuse.
Kid 1: Cool. What kind of shows do they play?
Kid 2: Mainly music videos but not like those idiots Jesse McCarthy or Avril Lavigne. There's this one awesome show called SURS that introduced me to bands such as Sunny Day Real Estate, Rise Against and The Libertines.
Kid 1: Sweet! =D
2009/2010:
Kid 2: Dude, are you watching Ke$ha?!
Kid 1: Yeah, man. It's Ke$ha Takeover on Fuse.
Kid 2: F$@k!
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Punk shouldn't/doesn't have any real stereotype because deep down, the only way you can be punk is if you follow your own values no matter what anybody may say about it. You don't have to wear studs, dye your hair a weird color or scream anarchy. The same can apply to musicians. It doesn't matter if you want to be underground and rage against society or go mainstream and just sing about life, as long as you don't compromise... and keep to the three-chord structure... then you're good to go. =
Johnny Ramone was a Republican.
Ian MacKaye is doesn't take drugs.
Buzzcocks and Ramones both liked to sing songs about girls and they're both punk.
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Living proof that gingers indeed have souls.
Ron Weasley indeed has a soul because of his loyal friendship to Harry Potter and his blossoming relationship with Hermione Granger.
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An 18-inch statue that's in constant danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
In ancient times...
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people... the Druids
No one knows who they were or what they were doing
But their legacy remains
Hewn into the living rock... Of Stonehenge
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A musical artist with very minimal/no talent, Ke$ha is a term known as 'crack-whore', or a whore who is addicted to crack cocaine. Despite having poor musicianship, Ke$ha is frequently played on the radio and is the voice of a generation of fellow crack-whores who believe it to be okay to get "crunk" at 9 in the morning.
To compensate for her poor musicianship and horrendous outer-appearance, Ke$ha frequently likes to overuse makeup and glitter, giving her another appropriate term; "The Glam Whore".
Ke$ha is 'under-talented' and 'overrated' because her musical abilities are considerably limited, but her songs are gaining alarmingly frequent airplay.
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A device which Satan and the U.S. Government designed together to slowly suck out the souls and personalities of unsuspecting citizens seeking financial stability.
Usually placed in the office building of a business, its main intentions are:
1.) To give its victim an eternity of suffering and purgatory before they even die.
2.) To rid its victim of his or her spontaneity, personality and life by micromanaging such things as dress codes and behavior, also known as fascism.
Person who works in a cubicle: "I work for a billion-dollar corporation while making a lower-middle class wage every year by working in a cubicle where my soul is slowly sucked away while working a 9-to-5 shift, adhering to a strict dress code and wasting 5 out of my 7 days of the week."
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Music that would make Kurt Cobain cry.
Bob: Hey, Johnny, what bands are you into?
Johnny: Post-grunge bands like Nickleback, Creed, and Three Days Grace. You know, the good stuff.
Bob: You're a tool.
Johnny: sighs yeahhh
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